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[-] GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 79 points 5 months ago

Dude, you can't just penalize a corporation. That would be commiesocialism or something.

[-] Mobiuthuselah@mander.xyz 27 points 5 months ago

According to the government, "Corporations are people too."

[-] rafoix@lemmy.zip 11 points 5 months ago

And just like real people. They’re dead when they have no more money.

[-] Mobiuthuselah@mander.xyz 6 points 5 months ago

And yet, they can sell their debt

[-] rafoix@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

That’s only because the liberals government took away Americans’ right to buy and sell people. Gotta bundle debt and people together for good business.

[-] Mobiuthuselah@mander.xyz 1 points 5 months ago

Republicans love to point to those days to claim they're not racist today

[-] Inucune@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

I'll believe a corporation is a person when The Texas department of corrections executes one.

[-] PhilipTheBucket@piefed.social 12 points 5 months ago

You wouldn't molotovcocktail a car (just because it's putting everyone's safety at risk simply by existing)

[-] crank0271@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Surely there is a leftist or unhoused person that could be scapegoated and punished for this.

[-] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I believe the federal gubment just declared being anti capitalism is considered an act of terror or something.

[-] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 points 5 months ago

But exactly! You guys wanted hypercapitalism, now you complain?

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