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>Be at Swedish ship cruise
>haven't defecated in a week week
>shit at least three giant python in the toilet
>try to flush
>not working.jpg
>panic
>try to flush again but shit doesn't flush
>look for a cleaner lady in the hallway
>Swedish is really bad so grab the hand of cleaner, and take her to the bathroom
>try to flush and say "titta"(watch in english) while push flush button
>shit goes quite normally away to sewer

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[-] M137@lemmy.world 50 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The toilet remembers the things she's done to it so her presence literally scared the shit out of it.

And this is extra funny as a Swede.

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

Why? What's going on up there?

[-] dellish@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Not much else, clearly.

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