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titta... slosh (media.piefed.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by j4k3@piefed.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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>Be at Swedish ship cruise
>haven't defecated in a week week
>shit at least three giant python in the toilet
>try to flush
>not working.jpg
>panic
>try to flush again but shit doesn't flush
>look for a cleaner lady in the hallway
>Swedish is really bad so grab the hand of cleaner, and take her to the bathroom
>try to flush and say "titta"(watch in english) while push flush button
>shit goes quite normally away to sewer

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[-] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 52 points 2 weeks ago

A lot of unfortunate decisions were made quick succession.

[-] M137@lemmy.world 46 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The toilet remembers the things she's done to it so her presence literally scared the shit out of it.

And this is extra funny as a Swede.

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

Why? What's going on up there?

[-] dellish@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Not much else, clearly.

[-] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

Everyone has that moment when you ask someone to verify there is a problem with something, only for it to work perfectly when they are watching and make you look like a moron in the process.

[-] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 15 points 2 weeks ago

yes. titta.

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

I'm 110% sure this isn't a joke, as I've been on those boats and seen way heavier shit. Literally and metaphorically.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago

It's better with friends.

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 2 weeks ago

Problem solves itself!

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 12 points 2 weeks ago

Reminds me when my lazy rabbit wouldn't move when I was nudging him to wake up, so I run to get my dad, come back and he's sitting up and eating hay.

[-] Davel23@fedia.io 9 points 2 weeks ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIL9CiUDHp0

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 weeks ago

He stole that story from this greentext and made the restaurant thing up
/s

[-] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

This is an ancient joke. I don't remember exactly where I heard it first, but it was definitely before Whitehall told it on Graham Norton.

[-] matti@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah I first heard this as a kid in the 90s. Jokes get recycled a lot.

[-] jacecomix@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

god i forgot about this one
made me spit all over my laptop

[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

False! Anon doesn’t have the funds to go on a cruise let alone the ability to talk to someone if their shit clogs the toilet.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

observe

this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2025
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