Applying D&D logic to everyday situationsmakes everything more interesting...that's for sure.

(Roll a charisma check. 9.)

You're an uncouth idiot. Leave me alone.

Okay but, umm, what's uncouth?

Socially clumsy and tasteless.

Sounds about right. I'm as bland as room temperature water that's been sitting out for three days.

(Roll another charisma check) (What?) (Roll. Another. Charisma. Check.) (10)

She sighs with a slight exasperation, shakes her head and removes herself from your life.

(Roll a WILL save)