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When you screw up git
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this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2025
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Holy fuck, that's a long phone number
It is a duplicated repeating error because this clownshow of a website is managed by squirrels and ducks. 1-800-273-8255 would be a valid US number. Doubling 273-8255 is not, but probably vibe coded under management that should be purged by these results.
Hey! Don't insult ducks like that! This clownshow website would be about 20% better if ducks were involved.
I don't know. I was cursing at ducks an hour ago while trying to remember how to spell diatomaceous earth and the ducks were total fuckwits.
Why not 1800-SUICIDE?
intentions unclear. Am I calling For or Against
Your call.
Buh dun tissss
It’s 1-800-APE-TALK
Lmao not willing to do the phone math rn, does that actually fit the numbers?
Yes.
That could be platformed.
WAIT YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR, have you tried ape talk?
Well, I can't say that I have.
It exists too, it seems to be a support line from British Columbia, CA
https://www.crisislines.bc.ca/services
Well, that’s easy to remember! 0118, 999, 881, 999, 119, 725...3.
Did you see that ludicrious display last night??
Yes I did. Just put it over there with the rest of the fire.
Your name is Morris Moss, is it not?
Your name is Morris Moss, is it not?
It is not.
The irony is, I remember it perfectly.
It's easier to remember if you sing it.
A B C D E F G, I hang a noose on this tree. 𝅘𝅥𝅮𝆕
But for real: You should reset hard the head of the git branch, not yours.