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Fuckin' beats me (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 16 hours ago

My guess is Castro. I know the US failed to assassinate him on multiple occasions. I have no idea about the others.

[-] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

'Bout 634 attempts.

Hitler had at least 42 documented, probably a few dozen more. But not as many.

[-] stankmut@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

I wonder how accurate that number is. From what I can find, the source was Castro's head of intelligence. He'd certainly know things, but he is a single source. His list includes things that arent assassination attempts, like assassination schemes (plans that haven't been/won't be put into action) and attempts to assassinate his character. Is a plot to make his beard fall out an assassination attempt?

The scuba suit with poison fungus is one that seems pretty popular, people love to bring it up. But it wasn't an actual attempt, it never made it out of the planning phase.

Wait, the BBC article I just found about his book Executive Action: 634 Ways to Kill Fidel Castro says, "However most of the ideas were never put into practice, former bodyguard Fabian Escalante said." The source of the 634 number isn't even claiming that there were 634 assassination attempts.

[-] Bonus@sopuli.xyz 8 points 15 hours ago

Can't help but imagine Peter Sellers as a bungling but lovable assassin now

[-] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 14 hours ago

I don’t know if anyone can make me laugh as much as that man has

[-] katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 15 hours ago

I knew it was many, but damn...

[-] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Reagan did the most (197), of course.

Richard Nixon was close, about 184 attempts to kill Castro.

One of my favourite ones is the explosive cigar one and a Eumycota fungi-infected scuba-diving suit along with a booby-trapped conch placed on the sea bottom.

[-] NowThatsWhatICallDadRock@slrpnk.net 12 points 14 hours ago

Like Gargamel trying to catch the smurfs. They could make a childrens cartoon

[-] perishthethought@piefed.social 3 points 14 hours ago

Ya know, for kids!

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