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Silly humanoid, you can go to any gun store, or gun show - and just ask for the exact same gun. They'll be happy to sell it to you, and probalby teach you to clean it, sell you cleaning supplies, show you how to fire it, then also sell you bullets. And a pen. That's how sales works. They want to sell things. If they don't, they don't get money to feed and house their children or cocaine.
My cocaine is malnourished?
And unhoused.
To be fair its pretty easy to house cocaine.