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[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 months ago

But how bitey is it? Why would it even want to bite? What if I'm very very gentle?

[-] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 58 points 2 months ago

If it's cornered it will bite. First it will flee (can't), then it will show the rings you can see in the picture to warn predators. If it does that and you still touch it, or worse, pick it up, it will bite.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

What if I put my hand in its path and it climbs on? And if I keep my hand flat so it can leave at will? Maybe I should put a snack on my palm!

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Only one way to find out!

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

I do not recommend putting snack, might encourage biting XD

[-] dxc@sh.itjust.works 39 points 2 months ago

I'm speaking for a human here but I'm very bitey. From this sample size being 100% bitey we have to assume its the same for the blue-ringed octopus.

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 months ago

The biteyness increases when one gets moved out of the zone one can breathe in.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

Animals are just like us in that respect!

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

I'm pretty sure, I'm an animal too 😅

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

You sure? Might be a hyperintelligent plant with delusions of animalism 🤷

Hyperintelligent eh? Well that definitely sounds like me, maybe you're right!

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Well, hyperintelligent by the standards of daffodils, maybe 🤷

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

That seems fair. Keep hand underwater, got it.

[-] Cypher@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

What if I'm very very gentle

You’d die and the octopus would be fine.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

It looks friendly. I say go for it.

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