a skill scroll but the skill is related to an unknown knowledge of FORTRAN. Those who have used similar scrolls in the past have lost their sanity mumbling about "transitive arrays" to an early grave. many scholars believe the scrolls to be a form of dark magic and a form of punishment against man and his hubris.

a tome of summoning but it can only summon fictitious characters from textbooks. characters like the ones portrayed in math books and the like. you can use them an unlimited amount of times but they remember everything each time they come back. it's a bad idea to summon them as fodder as they will eventually kill you out of desperation.

an amulet of perception, it really doesn't do anything but turn you into a conceited astrology hipster that always gives their opinion on how you need to "open your chakra" and constantly attempts to strike up sexual awakenings with the general public. it has a hidden trait that enrages anyone that's heavily spiritual or holy, temporarily turning them to evil.