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Calm down bitch (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 months ago

What about people who say

"You'll never guess what happened at work today?"

So you respond with

"What?"

Then they repeat the question

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's best to respond with something absurd and physically impossible, like "gravity paused and everybody just floated for a second?"

[-] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Well you didn't guess...

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

If I replied with

"You got sacked for gross misconduct?"

They'd say

"What?"

Full circle I guess

[-] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

I don't think that's full circle because you'd just repeat your last statement in that hypothetical

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