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[-] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 months ago

I just hate when you genuinely miss the first few words and they only repeat the last part.

Mghdn tjrinc hrjdk Cookie, did you?

Huh?

Did you?

Did I what?

Eat my cookie?

[-] ericatty@infosec.pub 13 points 2 months ago

For me it's "did you hysye6du3h my cookie?" "I'm sorry, did I what your cookie?" They go into an in depth explanation and definition of eat. "No, no, the word, I just need the word. I heard everything except the one word" "Oh, eat. Did you eat my cookie?" "How did you mumble eat into 3 syllables? And no I didn't eat the cookie... it might have been the cat though"

[-] prex@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Did you fucking eat my cookie?

Also: when you are six beers deep

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Could be worse: "never mind."

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