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[-] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 120 points 3 months ago

Just get a damn bidet. Life changing.

[-] Manjushri@piefed.social 27 points 3 months ago

[-] commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 3 months ago

Take just it

I don't know where they keep theirs. I'll probably need to just get my own.

[-] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 months ago

Check their toilets

[-] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 months ago

Not all poops occur at home.

[-] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 months ago

Travel bidet. I know of two co-workers who bring one to work daily. Think squeeze bottle with a long straw.

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

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