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[-] Shortstack@reddthat.com 92 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I did this once

The feeling of sweaty aka slippery butt cheeks in summer while walking to class and worst of all climbing stairs was too much. And let's not forget that farts have a to physically separate your cheeks to escape. Too much weird feeling.

Never again

Now I let my butthole grow some hair but keep it trimmed low because I'm not a heathen

[-] DeletesItLater@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

I'm pretty sure this is where the term "butt trumpet" came from.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 10 points 3 months ago

Just use some gold bond or other body powder. Problem solved. Thongs also solve the problem and are really quite comfortable once you're used to them.

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