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Alternatively... bidet
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A bottle of water. Wash yourself back there. Yes, like properly with your hand, like what you do in the shower. A lot more hygienic.
No, it's not "disgusting" doing that. You go back there with toilet paper anyway. You think shit moisture doesn't get on your hand when using toilet paper?
"Shit moisture", you ppl. are going insane..
is that Pangaea?
I think the planet is actually called "Dirt" or something like that
Close. It's called Ground.
It's Ohio.
The meme that the template came from: https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/021/062/b16
The Ohio flag (shown on the space suit of the astronaut with the gun): https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4c/Flag_of_Ohio.svg/1280px-Flag_of_Ohio.svg.png
I tend to just hop in the shower for a sec.
But all of that is only really an option at home, anywhere else it's eternal wiping.
Or get a Bidet. Like a build in one.