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Alternatively... bidet (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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[-] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

If you are afraid of the cold

I'm glad you mentioned this is for Americans because here in Canada calling the winter water "cold" is like saying the sun is "hot". I can handle the cold water on my skin but shooting it directly at my butthole is not happening.

[-] tlmcleod@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago

You haven't lived until you shoot ice water at your brown eye

[-] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

lmao you better not be poking someone's ass when you do that, might lose a finger

For the record bidets are pretty great though, but I went ahead and got a heated one because I am not a masochist.

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