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Alternatively... bidet (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

I mean the worst is usually the one that is mostly solid but something fucked it just a bit and now its like 15% towards veing runny. Just solid enoigh to come out relatively in one piece but also soft enough to spread all over your ass.

Had one like rhat yesterday. Did not have plans to shower that day but alas I went straight from the shitter into the shower.

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