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[-] 11111one11111@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Wanna know how you can tell someone never had sex in any water-centric location like shower, hot tub, pool, etc etc etc? They say its the best without knowing empirically that natural human lubricant secretions are lipid based and do not work well when mixed with water. The water washes away any oral or vaginal secretions leaving you with a feeling of masterbating with a dry rubber glove. Not as bad but it is not the warm american apple pie feeling youre used to. Orrrrrr maybe thats your kink, when fucking feels like a plastic slide on a dry bare skinned ass screeching down the slide like you have built in anti lock breaks🤣🤣🤣 its a fuckin weird feeling and completely unexpected the first time you experience it.

[-] Krudler@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Yeah I was just thinking, that person has never had sex in a watery environment. It is absolutely the "fucking" worst.

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