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Human washing machine displayed at Expo 2025 (Now with link to article and image!)
(en.japantravel.com)
auto. wash.
Where do you work?
"Science Co., Ltd."
If you don't have a job, you don't need to lie...
How am I supposed to stand there and dissociate in one of these?
You have to sit there and disassociate.
Same way you disassociate driving home from work. With a blank stare and let muscle memory take the wheel. Then, same as the shower, you snap to and give a worrisome ponder as to whether or not you even stopped at stop signs, washed your face or washed your ass or washed your ass then your face but did you use your blinker the whole time?
Doesn't look like it solves the main issues with showers, tricky for different height partners to fuck in
This is the primary barrier to technological and social progress. We all know shower sex is hotter than bedroom sex, despite the difficulties involved. Any device hoping to pioneer the future of hygiene must resolve this crucial issue humanity faces.
Wanna know how you can tell someone never had sex in any water-centric location like shower, hot tub, pool, etc etc etc? They say its the best without knowing empirically that natural human lubricant secretions are lipid based and do not work well when mixed with water. The water washes away any oral or vaginal secretions leaving you with a feeling of masterbating with a dry rubber glove. Not as bad but it is not the warm american apple pie feeling youre used to. Orrrrrr maybe thats your kink, when fucking feels like a plastic slide on a dry bare skinned ass screeching down the slide like you have built in anti lock breaks🤣🤣🤣 its a fuckin weird feeling and completely unexpected the first time you experience it.
Yeah I was just thinking, that person has never had sex in a watery environment. It is absolutely the "fucking" worst.
this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2025
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