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Alternatively... bidet
(lemmy.dbzer0.com)
General rules:
Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.
If there's little moisture then it means your body is trying to get liquid from the stool.
Stool? Good luck making furniture from what I do... this afternoon I thought I gave birth to a jellyfish but when I looked it turned out it was just a bucket of blood.