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Career Advice (lemmy.ml)

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[-] goatinspace@feddit.org 36 points 5 months ago

[-] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 months ago

Just gotta do it with confidence

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 17 points 5 months ago

The managers do say "move fast and break things."

They don't like it when we do which is odd.

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Nah, they also don't like when we move slowly and keep things working either.

[-] ronigami@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

“We actually need to do both”

[-] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago

Just don't write bugs. Problem solved.

[-] ronigami@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Great, I’m hearing that you’d like us to not write features either because that’s the best way to not write bugs. You’re welcome.

[-] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

An AWS employee, I see

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