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[-] ApeNo1@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

He said they were “magic” soy beans and worth far more than what we exchanged for them. I am the worlds best deal maker.

[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 month ago

I was tempted to write that article, actually, but I went with the Time Beavers instead.

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