Maoist Standard English is great because it starts off as "haha, what funny hyperbole" and ends with "no this is 100% accurate and not the slightest bit hyperbolic but it's also still funny".

The natural development of a leftist: Spelling America as AmeriKKKa first ironically, then so earnestly that you have to amend the spelling in your normal writings so you don't draw the wrong questions from the wrong people.