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[-] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

Lemme tell you about the donkey jizz sluts in the bible

[-] IronBird@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ezekiel 23:20

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.

Iirc this is some parable/prophecy about Israel not following god's law or something. So slut shaming a whole nation.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

That's not donkey jizz, just liking hung dudes. Which I think is understandable.

[-] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

dudes hung like donkeys and who jizz like horses.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

I'm sure there's a subreddit/sublemmy for that, too.

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I took it to mean they ripped ass often

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

Oh no, a simile!

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

That last verse makes no sense - were bosom and breasts different back then?

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