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[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Cucumber, because fuck cucumber.

With the caveat that if it's small and you pickle it, I'm down.

Besides that, and I can't express this more clearly, FUCK CUCUMBER. Infects everything it touches, permeates the air, tastes like old water, smells like... Foetid moss or watery algae.

I gather the hatred some people like me carry for pukecumber has a genetic root.

[-] safesyrup@feddit.org 15 points 2 months ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

This does not spark cucumber

[-] comfy@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

With the caveat that if it’s small and you pickle it, I’m down.

Good answer.

I gather the hatred some people like me carry for pukecumber has a genetic root.

[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

if it’s small and you pickle it, I’m down.

Sorry but you are a big fan of cucumber.

[-] Evkob@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

As someone who loves both pickles and cucumbers, I couldn't disagree more.

If I'm craving one and someone hands me the other, I'll be upset.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Right‽ I love both, but don't you ever fucking give me one when I asked for the other. I'll cut a bitch.

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

I'm a big fan of vinegar. You could pickle all kinds of awful foodstuffs and I'll eat them.

[-] anon6789@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I'm with you. I've tried it a bunch of times since so many people seem to like cucumbers, cucumber water, cucumber in sushi, cucumber gin, and whatever else. I don't like pickles either. I just cannot cuke.

this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2025
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