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My girlfriend is an actual model, just fyi
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my girlfriend is a (fashion) model: 😀
my girlfriend is a (fashion) model: ☹️ (on top of being constantly stressed out about her livelihood being tied to her physical appearance, now AI image gen threatens her entire industry)
[disclaimer i do not actually have a gf. i'm a mentally ill lemmy nerd fuckin pray for me bros]
upvoted for the disclaimer bc relatable
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I'm not mentally ill so I can't send prayers. I'll send thoughts instead, mainly happy thoughts about me not being mentally ill.
[Disclaimer: Not only am I mentally ill and not a dog, but I'm a chronic liar as well.]
Wait. You're saying you might not be a doctor? I might have to rethink the advice you've provided me.
Look man if I can get a girl to ask me out by being a complete wackadoodle (then break up with me before Valentine’s Day, but that’s beside the point) YOU CAN DO IT TOO, I BELIVE IT YOU JUST GO FOR IT
(Damn I should really take my own advice)
i live in the only city in my county with three lesbian bars i have negative excuses lol
well aside from being really broke i guess
There aren't cities with three lesbian bars in thrm anymore. Not a thing.
NYC has Henrietta Hudson, Cubbyhole, and Ginger's
technically only Henrietta is an official lesbian bar, but Cubbyhole and Ginger's crowds are usually ≥80% lesbians and other queer femmes in my experience
Okay, sure, maybe new York, if you count unofficial.
Some girls are attracted to weird. Unfortunately for you that doesn't map to actually liking weird
Maybe something like wanting to fix someone but being unable to
Does not work for many of us
True this is just my own experience and last I checked, my experience is not universal, however the point I was trying to get across is that i believe in you whatever you do (morals permitting)