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Anon has had enough
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this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2025
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wait until this guy sits down to pee without paying attention to how things are hanging and feels it running down his calves
ask me how I know
Doing bottom surgery entirely to pee consistently
negative brain: just stand and accept fate's golden stream pouring down your leg
small brain: pull skin and aim
normal brain: pee sitting down so you don't piss yourself
big brain: also watch how it's hanging
megabrain: cut off balls so you can see better how to aim
gigabrain: all out bottom surgery just so you can pee in peace
how do you know?
I've sat down to relieve myself in the middle of the night while sick and half asleep and felt a strong warmth down the back of my legs because I pissed on myself through the gap under the toilet seat
I ain't afraid to admit it
ive done that a lot too. absolutely infuriating ๐
Yup, been there. Not fun.