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Anon has had enough (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Doing bottom surgery entirely to pee consistently

[-] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

negative brain: just stand and accept fate's golden stream pouring down your leg
small brain: pull skin and aim
normal brain: pee sitting down so you don't piss yourself
big brain: also watch how it's hanging
megabrain: cut off balls so you can see better how to aim
gigabrain: all out bottom surgery just so you can pee in peace

this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2025
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