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Anon likes a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Danny DeVito has a wife

[-] Honytawk@feddit.nl 12 points 3 months ago

Yeah but Danny DeVito is charisma incarnate

[-] HopeOfTheGunblade@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 months ago

Part of him being charisma incarnate is having exactly zero fucks to give about how his appearance differs from conventional attractiveness.

Part of the incel anticharisma comes from obsessing over how some facet of your appearance means never getting laid.

Turns out just being chill about shit is sexy AF.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

It doesn't hurt that he also has a magnum dong.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

And she's about the same height as him, and calls him "The Barnacle" due to his penis::body ratio.

[-] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

He is also well known around the world

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Show me you fail at statistics.

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