[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago

This one time, at band camp, I stuck my dick in a horn.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 3 points 20 hours ago

When did we stop calling them tolerance breaks?

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

Wait 'til you hear about the software infrastructure.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago

Probably wasn't even a girl involved. Fake and gay as usual.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Surely there would be respectful between them

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TGIF

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

Edit: Or what are you dreading?

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It's about thyme.

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Debian 6.1.99-1 and nzb360. It couldn't be less consequential, it just annoys me.

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Vim go brr (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 67 points 7 months ago

Understanding dryer settings.

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(that you're willing to share)

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 124 points 9 months ago

A better shot.

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[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 77 points 1 year ago

I spent a solid 30 seconds looking for Saddam Hussein.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 127 points 1 year ago

This is why I finally left, because the asshole started removing his volunteer moderators and replacing them with employees for the crime of protesting his lies and slander of app developers who brought in hundreds of thousands of users, many of whom are now reading this comment because they're no longer on that sinking ship of a site.

Fuck spez.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 77 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Everyone? You sure? Just off the top of my head, I've witnessed:

  1. A fellow millennial recently calling his tower "the modem".

  2. A user who thinks a computer experiencing a "crash", as in the unexpected termination of a process, means everything on the hard drive was just lost.

  3. A teacher who swears their fiber optic internet connection always slows down when it rains.

  4. A family member who thinks cell phones are actually miraculous.

  5. An IT director who decided to save time while rewiring an entire school district's network by forgoing patch panels completely, terminating hundreds of CAT-6 cables (which he first laid directly on top of the drop ceiling grid) with RJ45 connectors plugged straight into switches, labeling each with masking tape.

  6. A police officer who called his chief and supervisor over to his desk in order to explain that he discovered a massive vulnerability on the agency website, demonstrating the risk by showing them how he was able to change some text with the browser's element inspector.

  7. A software developer who only used Internet Explorer (years ago when Chrome was still arguably the best option) because "Google tracks you". He was later sentenced to decades in federal prison for organizing the production of CSAM on the surface web, not the darknet, mostly over Craigslist.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 75 points 2 years ago

A former web developer, he had been searching for something more adventurous.

When you're so sick of end users that you'd rather be stung by fucking murder hornets.

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