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Real Talk (lemmy.ml)
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[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 106 points 3 months ago

You underestimate the murderous-ness of chickens.

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 49 points 3 months ago

Chickens are no joke. Theyre assholes too.

[-] crank0271@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

They're also tasty. I'm sure if it came down to it even a vegan wouldn't have many qualms about eating a supremely evil (but still tasty) chicken.

[-] stray@pawb.social 19 points 3 months ago

When you really think about it, dragons are just wealth-hoarding chickens.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

"Give us half of your hoard or we'll slay your feathered cousin!"

[-] sqgl@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Chickens are closely related to avian dinosaurs.

[-] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 months ago

They know, in the depths of their evil little bird brains, that they are dinosaurs.

And what dino (deinos) stands for.

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