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xkcd #3167: Car Size
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Title text:
'They really shouldn't let those small cars drive in traffic. I worry I'm going to kill someone if I hit one! They should have to drive on the sidewalk, safely out of the way.'
Transcript:
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3167/
Old joke, but Jesus drove a Honda sedan.
He and his disciples were together in one Accord.
Maybe he doesn’t mention it cause it’s all dinged up since he’s shit at parking. Thinking you’re a god means fuck off fuck off in parallel
According to The Simpsons, it was blue.
John 10:18:
"No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have authority to lay it down, and I have authority to take it up again. This charge I have received from my Father".
He didnt just drive it, he raced it, using NOS given to him by god!