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The boss walks in, there's someone on the phone for you:

Phone: "Hi, I'm the leader person behind that book/television/film franchise you complain about online and gee-whiz, you're right! We want you to run things from here on out."
You: "Do I get supreme retcon powers?"
Phone: "Of course! We'll even retroactively edit in your changes!"

Huh, that was easy. What are you changing?

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[-] Wilco@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

Star Wars Episode 1-3 revamped with better actors and writing.

Everything Disney except Rogue One related material gets scrapped and redone.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

you no like jar jar binks? what did general jar jar binks do to you? 🤪

[-] Wilco@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

He took up 17.5% of the screen time in Episode 1, all of it annoying pointless nonsense ... that's what he did.

[-] deathbird@mander.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

Can midichlorians be eliminated ?

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 1 points 2 weeks ago

It needed better writing and directing, but the actors were very qualified for their roles.

this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2025

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