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[-] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

Real programmers are language agnostic

Thought terminating sentence.

[-] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 months ago

More like, no true scotsman

[-] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago

Real carpenters don't walk away from a job because the hammer is their least favorite brand.

[-] RheumatoidArthritis@mander.xyz 18 points 2 months ago

their least favourite hammer brand:

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[-] tinyvoltron@discuss.online 12 points 2 months ago

Real carpenters bring their own hammer.

[-] homoludens@feddit.org 10 points 2 months ago

I once had a hammer head get loose and fly off the handle.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

But if the screws are nails.

[-] getoffthatchronic@lemdro.id 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It can't be a programming humor post without some kind of mind-numbing stuff in the comments. Just part of the fun

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