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Anon sees through the lies
(sh.itjust.works)
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Isn’t this the plot of Idiocracy?
It's a major plot point. Brawndo, the Thirst Mutilator, has been put into almost everything in place of water ("water, like from the toiler?") And consequently kills the crops.
How the fuck would it even do that? It's got what plants crave.
It's got electrolytes