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[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 100 points 1 year ago

"Anything you say can be used against you in court."

"Titties."

"..."

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago

Opportunity is not compulsion

[-] GitProphet@lemmy.sdfeu.org 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In the movies they always say "... can and will be used against you"

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well since we're being all precise and shit, it's "can and will be held against you", which happens to fit the joke much better 🤷

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