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[-] FigMcLargeHuge@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 months ago

Maybe they were exposed to too much dihydrogen monoxide?

[-] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 months ago

I heard he exposed his epidermis in public!

[-] HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

what next giving children dihydrogen monoxide?

[-] adespoton@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago

Pumping the classrooms full of mostly nitrogen gas….

[-] mp3@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 months ago

It appears some of them were baptised for too long.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

I'm stealing this.

[-] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

Not long enough.

[-] hemmes@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Stuff ‘ill kill ya

this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2025
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