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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago

What's this version control stuff? I don't need that, I have an AI.

- An actual quote from Deap-Hyena492

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago

> gives git credentials to AI
> whole repository goes kaboosh
> history mysteriously vanishes \

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