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Anon's solution for first date nerves
(sh.itjust.works)
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this post was submitted on 28 Nov 2025
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I hate that this might be true
Many people are saying it. The best people.
I've been on the most tinder dates and I can confirm with my greatest confidence that this beautiful method works tippytoppy
They tell me. Look. That should've been. They go, "Sir, the best people are saying it. They hate that it's true. So very true. Oh and who can blame them. My uncle. Great genes. Used to go on the most Tinder dates.