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[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

So is COBOL.

(Is there any sane alternative to SQL?)

[-] drasglaf@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

(Is there any sane alternative to SQL?)

Yes, no SQL.

[-] marlowe221@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I lol’d

[-] Kornblumenratte@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

AWK?

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

(Is there any sane alternative to SQL?)

Well there is our lord and savior, or so I'm told by many MBA(s), No SQL

Oh wait you said Sane. Nevermind.

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