With sufficient money literally nothing is too expensive

The succulent on your windowsill... apparently

We get it bruv, you win, you're definitely the most helpful rolls eyes

Ohh yeah been there, done that.

My first definitely had a "Wait. I can just leave? Who's going to help me take care of it".

Possibly unpopular opinion but I like them. The boxes are only half cinnamon, the other half is regular.

If they came all cinnamon - it would too much

...It's common for new mothers to get extremely agitated at... Everything

You would be too, caring for a new born is fucking exhausting.

Casper weighted 85 lbs. The average coyote is ±35 lbs.

Imagine fighting off 11 Baboons and killing 8 with your bare hands in a single night. Because that's the equivalent.