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[-] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 83 points 3 weeks ago

Best I can do is mandatory Lumen and Nanite. You can get almost-stable 60 fps on a 5090 with DLSS Performance and 3x frame gen, which should be optimized enough for anyone.

My game will sell for 80 bucks, 150 if you want the edition with all the preorder-exclusive content.

[-] TheWizardOfOdd@lemmynsfw.com 36 points 3 weeks ago

180 if you want to play before the day one patch that makes sure you’re can even finish the game.

Or you can wait two weeks and get it for 10 because the reviews were so bad we‘re happy to move any copies at all.

[-] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 6 points 3 weeks ago

I hate that I know what game this is referencing

[-] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 32 points 3 weeks ago

I don't. Because there are dozens if not hundreds that match the description.

[-] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 7 points 3 weeks ago

I was thinking Borderlands 4

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 3 weeks ago

I remember Robocop Rogue City launching with a high price (nothing crazy like that) but going on sale like 1 or 2 months later for 90% off

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