edit: Don't do this. Embrace modernity and don't pollute the soil.
The modern way of doing this would involve reversing the process of dinosaur bones turning into oil. So you just put into the oil-to-bone-inator and bury those bones back into the ground where they originally came from.
Oil isn’t made from dinosaurs
Sure, if you're buying the cheap stuff.
Oh really? So how come you can use oil to make plastic dinosaur toys?
Checkmate atheists
That's what Big Non-Dino-Oil wants you to think, so they can get all of the moneys from everyone.
Then why is there a dinosaur on the gas station!?
/S
Damn. You got me.
The modern way of doing this would involve reversing the process of dinosaur bones turning into oil. So you just put into the oil-to-bone-inator and bury those bones back into the ground where they originally came from.
Oil isn’t made from dinosaurs
Sure, if you're buying the cheap stuff.
Oh really? So how come you can use oil to make plastic dinosaur toys?
Checkmate atheists
That's what Big Non-Dino-Oil wants you to think, so they can get all of the moneys from everyone.
Then why is there a dinosaur on the gas station!?
/S
Damn. You got me.