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Gnolls? Evil demonspawn that can't stop eating people.

Owlbears? Violent and untameable.

Dragons? Greedy assholes that think they're better than you.

Various slimes? Will dissolve you. Can't even keep them as pets.

These silly glooby eye monsters? Literally the most racist fuckers alive.

Wizards of the Coast please hire me to make your game better. OK that's all.

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[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago

"Ok welcome to session 0 right off the top I don't use the default alignment for creatures with an intelligence stat"

The DM can fix the game easily

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