My friend and I were installing satellite for a couple of Indian dudes. They were joking around with us:

"I bet you wouldn't date an Indian!"

My friend: "I did date an Indian woman. She was beautiful."

"Really?! Where was she from?"

My friend named an Indian state, I forget.

"AHH HA HA! You fucked a n*****!"

Let's just say, I did not expect that.

That job was eye opening. We contracted for a guy who sold satellite services to Chicagoland Indians. Sitting around his office one day, I picked up the Indian Yellow Pages. Every ad model was basically white with Indian clothes and jewelry.