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submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by Dort_Owl@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

Gnolls? Evil demonspawn that can't stop eating people.

Owlbears? Violent and untameable.

Dragons? Greedy assholes that think they're better than you.

Various slimes? Will dissolve you. Can't even keep them as pets.

These silly glooby eye monsters? Literally the most racist fuckers alive.

Wizards of the Coast please hire me to make your game better. OK that's all.

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[-] Keld@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I like that beholders are so racist they're potentially racist against parts of themselves. Like imagine if your arm broke off and your immediate reaction was to call it a racial slur.

Dragons? Greedy assholes that think they're better than you.

Aren't dragons divided by color, like half of them are evil and the other half are good and the way to tell is whether their color is metallic or a solid color?

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