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[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 140 points 3 weeks ago

Her lips quivered as his eyebrows quivered. She looked at him like a dog staring at a ham.

[-] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 64 points 3 weeks ago

I cannot read this without hearing Leslie Nielsen's voice.

[-] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 35 points 2 weeks ago

"Like a blind man at an orgy ... I was going to have to feel my way through" - Frank Drebin

[-] duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 weeks ago
[-] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

It’s a pale imitation.

[-] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I heard that he's riddled with aids.

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