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[-] Dumhuvud@programming.dev 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You jest, but you aren't wrong. At least if we are talking about C, C++ or Rust. https://godbolt.org/z/oPPfdfcf5

.NET compiler is weak when it comes to optimizing your code; I assume Go's is as bad.

[-] yggstyle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Technically yes... But I think he was more making the excuse for the gore "from the goresmith's perspective."

And I'm not sure if the compiler in any language would change a random check function... The others are a possibility.

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