They probably just flagged you for not being in the normal environment. For all their bravado their detection is dogshit. I've had issues with them just flagging something over a VM and... flagging a batch file closing their launcher. I wish I was joking.
Should be higher up. I knew instinctively it wasn't the US for reasons ... but I did kinda hope.
This is Sarah Connor we are talking about. You'd fail the first time and she'd shoot you immediately.
Well you see your honor: the hand is connected to the arm.... And we have the right to bear arms so...
Best feature windows 3.1 has:
... it doesn't pop up message telling you to upgrade to windows 11.
~~Do no evil.~~
Beatings will continue until morale improves.
Can't wait till we find out that the arbitration agreement they forced on people was penned up shortly after they discovered the breach.
tldr for anyone:
They aren't fixing it. fuck y'all.
Also - it's not a rootkit - it just loads at boot and has higher privileges than the userspace that you can't contr.... oh. it's a rootkit. They don't want you to call it that though. It's not cancer... it's a growth.
In unrelated news 2,725 Russians died in a bizarre radioactive tea poisoning incident. The poison would have been fatal had the fall from the open windows not happened.
Just terrible. Complete mystery.
I see nothing wrong here. Two ancient people living their best lives and staying the fuck out of politics.
Coulda been worse... in a very wet ... "I hope we wanted to paint that wall" sort of way.