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You honestly believe breaking the pasta has a chance of ruining it? Lol
more like a rule of thumb, if they don't know how to cook the most simple and easiest thing to cook, what else will they fuck up.
horror story, was studying for finals at a friend's place, and his wife cooking dinner... I know because the first thing I hear is the spaghetti being snapped in half, them she boiled them for 40 minutes before dumping a cold jar of sauce and no cheese... Couldn't focus on studying, that was torture
Look I'm not one to go around pointing out how people on the internet just tell lies but if this is the story you're going to use to paint people who break their spaghetti as ignoramuses who not only can't cook but will actually fuck it up...
his wife didn't boil anything for forty minutes because there would be no water left well before then
ok, if you want more specific details, she boiled them for like 10, then left them in the hot water soaking for half an hour.
Ah well now I see where breaking the spaghetti is responsible for the problem