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[-] sausager@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

My Italian grandpa escaped a Nazi camp and brought his wife and my mom to America. Now I need to escape my family back to Italy. Funny how that worked out

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

hello distant relation i would like to join you on your emigration please and thank you. i promise to buy a large enough pan i don't have to break my noodles

[-] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Cook spaghetti in long cylinder instead, problem solved

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

or maybe in a loaf pan? they make one that goes on the burner, right?

[-] qbus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

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[-] victorz@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You need to escape your family? What makes your family so terrible?

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Gonna guess fascists.

this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2025
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